
Someone spoke waaaay too soon. This bird had the last word turd.

During a taping of Cosmos Gal during which this woman with a plunging neckline reads horoscope predictions, the not-so-big one hit. My favorite part is when, out of frame, you hear her say, "Get in the f*cking doorway, Andy!" She wanders back, only to wonder if they're still recording and to announce it's her first earthquake.

This is the best compilation of news anchor bloopers I've seen. It includes two of my fave on-air gaffes: when poor Ken Bastida's run-on sentence sentences his vacationing co-worker to death, and when a mountain climber is given props in spite of the fact that . .

Surprise, surprise, surprise: Pompous Bill O'Reilly has always needed an anger-management intervention! In this vintage clip from Inside Edition, a technical difficulty causes the telepromter to malfunction, sending good ol' Bill into a meltdown of epic proportions. While he loses his cool, his weird, hairsprayed hair doesn't move an inch.

Is this news anchor having a meltdown because of the subject matter (Attention Deficit Disorder) or because he's having an acid flashback? Either way, it's gotta suck. I wouldn't want to do live television.