If you're in need of a midweek pick-me-up, then look no further and feast your eyes on Duffy Lucas. For one night back in the '80s, he donned his best Miami Vice-inspired sports coat, put on a pair of snazzy white dancing shoes, and gave his best lip-sync performance to his favorite song. By Phil Collins.
When she's not gluing eyes onto pieces of fruit and playing with her food, she's loving up on Wilbur here and meowing like a damn broken record.
Miss Chiquita Banana has officially gone off the deep end. And I'm a big fan.
Two socks find a perfect match in each other, pair off, go everywhere together, cuddle close in the dirty laundry pile, and get all cleaned up for another go around — over and over again. Until one day, one of them has an unfortunate accident and ends up in the trash. The other gets thrown in a drawer to live all alone for eternity.
She's a little older, but still straight up bonkers about bananas. You'd think the lady's fruit fetish would have let up by now, but it's only gotten worse. Not only does she sing the praises of her fave fruit, she adds big, beady eyes to its freckled exterior and creates a chorus of mouthless, banana backup singers.
When I first started watching this dramatic reenactment of the
Transformers theme song, I was gonna make fun of these guys for being too old for this sort of thing. But the longer I watched, the more I was transfixed by their awesomely choreographed moves, perfectly synched sound effects, and "transforming" thrift-store wardrobes. Hey, it's more entertaining than the
Transformers movie.
I have no clue who this group is, but it really shouldn't matter anymore cuz I presume their reputation has gone to shite since this show. Watch the lead singer. Something tells me that he's not exactly singing "for realsies" this time.
