
The same guy who brought you the
puppet version of David Hasselhoff drunk now presents the puppet version of the year-old holiday classic, "D*ck in a Box." Mixing puppets with sexy time is so wrong, and it only gets worse when you get a glimpse of JT's puppet incarnation— it pretty much sucks the sexy right out of the singer. Why, puppet master, why?!

Yayah! (Riiight...) Justin Steak 'N Shake and the Chubettes sing some JT in the Key of Chub. Oh my.

Ladies and gentlemen, we now have the feminine rejoinder to JT's
"Junk in a Box"--"My Box in a Box."