
Boyfriend visits the beach every day and can't figure out why he never tans . . .

Someone hasn't shaved in . . .

Let me guess: you are so distracted by his sweater — you haven't even noticed
the mullet.
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Now that summer's here, most beach-bound guys must dare to bare their chest hair. Some have none. Some have a ton.

Whoever #3 is--Harry's got your back.
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Another photograph ruined by "that guy."
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We first had to endure the bikini sculpting skills of
this dude. And now someone's devised an even more heartless way to walk the fine line between hairy and scary and stomp all over my libido in the process. Thanks, a lot.

"We're bringing hairy back...(yay-ah!)"
Men tend to be hairier than women. They're not as obsessed with the upkeep as we are (plucking, bleaching, Brazilians, electrolysis) but maybe they should be. Hair's gonna happen, there's no question, but sometimes excessive hair is gross.