Look, ladies. The folks at Chevy think you'll want to buy the Traverse if they create a commercial that depicts what they think your fantasy is: a shirtless, handsome man ironing your clothes while making dinner reservations for your anniversary. (Hey, where's his
stripper pole?) Well, are you sufficiently moved?
Sarah Haskins takes on the media conspiracy to get all us chicks to eat yogurt. I, for one, am resisting. I need room in my gullet for nachos.
On your mark. Get set. Ouch.
These pills can make you psycho.
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The drag queen's guide to femininity should be on every girl's nightstand. My fave. "A sexy b*tch doesn't have to bare it all" and "Props are a plus." Word!
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In addition to teaching women the crucial skill of "shitting themselves thin," Cosmopolitan magazine has been there for women for by teaching them how to please men in every way, shape, form, and permutation you can imagine. (Cuz, like, that's our duty in life, got it?) Well, you can't say trashy-ass Cosmo hasn't been consistent. It was, after all, "founded to make sure men get all the pleasure they can that is humanly possible." Who cares about women's pleasure!
I bet she flashed a naked elbow in exchange for a monogrammed walking stick. Hussy.
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I'm a better person for having watched this. I now know the
best slang word ever for vagina. That would be "vageener."
I watched the following vid and was overjoyed to see a chick finally kick arse at a male sporting event. But a little research later revealed that our bat girl never made this Spidey-inspired catch; the vid is actually a staged advertisement for Gatorade. The illegitimacy of the play makes me wonder if the Gatorade folks are mocking women's athletic potential with this ad, or on the flip side, if they're seeking to unsettle established gender norms and advance the girls-can-do-anything message.
We're living in an age that seems frightened — nay, terrified — of crotch hair, or, to put it more delicately, hair on the "bikini area." In the '70s, hairy everything was the rage and now. Nothin'. Even dudes wax their brows.
