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Unrequited Love Sucks

GiggleSugar — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:00:00 -0800

Poor Jill. We've all been there. Maybe not as jealous lesbians, but we've all loved someone who didn't love us back. Well, at least she got a compliment — "She's so affectionate. She's like a cat!" — and she can use her mad painting and cake-decorating skills on someone who appreciates her. Go, Jill!

Headline of the Day

GiggleSugar — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:00:00 -0800

Sean Penn's Milk Has Blast From the Antigay Past

This is one of those headlines where you (kinda) know what the writer was trying to say, but you're all, "Re-write, re-write!" I mean, c'mon! "Sean Penn's Milk"?! That just sounds dirty. And "blast," following it just a couple words away, doesn't help. Anyway, if you're interested in reading about anti-gay rights crusader Anita Bryant and her reaction to the Gus Van Sant film Milk about the life of activist Harvey Milk, click here. Or you can just let your imagination run wild. It's your call.

First Openly Gay Horse to Compete in Race

GiggleSugar — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Meet Ship's Captain, the first openly gay horse to compete in a major race. Rumors have swirled around a number of famous horses since time immemorial, but since they chose not to disclose their sexual leanings, other homosexual horses, including plough horses and ponies, have had to remain in the closet. (That must be one huge closet!) Thank heavens that horses who love horses of the same sex can now love openly, and without shame. They're here, they're queer, get used to it!

Wanda Sykes on Gay Marriage

GiggleSugar — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0700

Wanda Sykes gives her two hilarious cents on why the biggest threat to heterosexual marriage is not gay marriage, but rather . . . divorce. (Ba dum ching!) Her solution? Make marriage like the mafia — once you're in, you're in for life. Sounds like a plan! (The last minute is NSFW, so cover your delicate ears before you get there.)

"If You Were Gay" with Burt and Ernie

GiggleSugar — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:00:00 -0700

You know you've thought about it before. What's up, you wondered, with those permanent bachelors Bert and Ernie? The Broadway musical Avenue Q, inspired by Sesame Street characters all grown up with adult troubles, has an awesome song Nicky (the Ernie-ish character) sings to Rod (the Burt character). And someone added it to original Sesame Street clips. I'll have this song in my head all day!

Flashback: Stephen Colbert on the "Prince Charles Is Bisexual" Gossip

GiggleSugar — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:00:00 -0700

Wow, this was a total shocker! And I'm not talking about the "Prince Charles might be bisexual" gossip. (Yawn.) I'm talking about Stephen Colbert breaking out of character and laughing his ass off! I've never seen him do this. Love it!

Finally!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:00:00 -0700

I never thought I'd give American Apparel free publicity but I have to say I was pleasantly surprised to find these two young hot boys in an ad instead of some underage-looking chick in leggings tying her shoelaces, ass up. Progress works in funny ways, doesn't it?

Bruno Wants to P-A-R-T-Y!

GiggleSugar — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:00:00 -0700

I cannot wait for this movie. Bruno (aka Sacha Baron Cohen) goes to GAYtona Beach, FL, for spring break and gets a bunch of yahoo frat boys to spell out the word party and say "Whoo!" in endless variations. What they don't anticipate is what he asks them to say into the camera towards the end. Whoopsies! It's worth the wait, my friends.

Superhero Fashion Emergency

GiggleSugar — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Look, superheroes, if you wanna look rad, you're also gonna look gay. I mean, really. Who ever heard of a schlubby superhero?

Thanks, College Humor!

Zac Efron Look-Alike Weighs in on Gay Marriage

GiggleSugar — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:00:00 -0700

These two cuties are celebrating California's decision to legalize gay marriage — but for different reasons, as we will find out. Turns out that in every relationship, gay or straight, there may be a person who's just not that into you. In that way.