
The gal wearing the boots? Oh that's not a stripper, that's the babysitter.
Thanks,
College Humor!

The cheaper alternative to parenting classes.
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Don't you just love musicals?
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...A drunk, that is. This woman (fingers crossed she's not the bride!) is incredibly wasted at a wedding. And no, we're not watching the video footage in reverse.

Dern it! Grandma forgot to say cheese.
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The family that dresses nude together, stays together. (Until the kids reach adulthood and their therapists tell them otherwise.)
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The holidays could be great...that is, if Mommie dearest could contain her scathing remarks, and if old Aunt Margot could keep her hugs to herself, and if your loser brother John could just remember to take his happy pills as prescribed. Well, fret no more, my friends! The Family Survival Kit is here to help you reclaim your long lost holiday spirit.
Watch out, Weird Al: Your "
White and Nerdy" has nothing on this Notorious D.A.D. He's white, dorky, and big pimpin' the family life in suburbia. "For all the fellas that went from checking out the babes to changing babies," he's here to represent.