The fashion magazines have been predicting it. This is usually what happens when the economy is in the crapper. They always say that hemlines go down, and lady-like fashions (and behavior) returns.
Jay Leno, step away from Martha Stewart. This woman is a master at turning gourds into lights, jars into vases ("vaw-ziz"), and
babies into dinner table centerpieces. One more false move and she's going to go ninja on your ass, MacGyver style.
Who does this anywhere much less in public, in front of cameras! Wow. I need to send this guy a doodle pad and some pens.
You gotta spell everything out to some people.
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Just in time for lunch! I'm often straining my brain to find ways of squeezing the funny out of everyday things. But this news story about a possible dead mouse baked into a hot dog bun kinda writes itself, especially when a "Master Baker" (say that 10 times fast) is quoted as saying that what looks like a dead mouse is in fact hardened dough or "pan accumulation."
Um, when is she actually gonna do this? I've been overly judgmental about Natalie Dylan, the
virgin who is auctioning off her virginity. So before I transfer my judgment to icky Mr.
You might be horrified at the answer, and wonder who allowed this book to be published.
It's not just clothing fashions that change, but food fashions, too. Take this delightful recipe for Consomme Tongue Treat from a Campbell's cookbook circa 1968. Imagine whipping up this appetizer and serving it to your guests.
Just in time for lunch! Watch this actual footage of a pizza delivery guy's creative handling of a dropped pizza prior to delivery. I'm pretty sure the
30-second rule doesn't apply to driveways and roads.
You know how the order of ingredients goes from highest concentration to lowest in the list on the back of food packaging? I'm not reassured that "butt water" in the ingredient list for this packaged cake is close to. .
