Meet Mick Cassidy. Apparently, this guy has nothing better to do than to wait for Metallica to come out with a new album. (Which means more time to devote to you!) Metallica's last album St.
I never thought I'd find myself attracted to someone who collects cans, but
Gene Pool (hee hee) just might change my mind. One man's junk is Gene Pool's next outfit. His 500-can suit, for example, weighs 35 pounds, and yet somehow he manages to ride a unicycle with it on.
Meet Lance. As his friends tell you on his billboard, as well as on his website
datelance.com, he's a returned missionary, ex-BYU basketball player, and Harvard MBA who loves kids and has a great sense of humor. Isn't the whole, "I'm writing this ad on behalf of this great friend I have who's single" ploy a little played out?
High on the list of many women's "must haves" for a man include his physical fitness. So it's good that these dudes are in the gym, right? Oh, wait.
Or is it "douche jour"? It's been a while since I've found someone douchetastic enough to put under the
Eligible Bachelor Du Jour banner. Well, better late than never.
Here's my kinda man. He's got his own set of wheels, he drives a compact, eco-friendly vehicle, and he's got dark hair. What more could a girl ask for?
It's no wonder this mild-mannered young gentleman would need the "Casanova Video Dating Service" to help him find a suitable soul mate. He's young, employed, has excellent taste in outerwear, and loves brunettes. Or redheads.
Some women like to strip for their lovers on Valentine's Day. So why not reverse the favor? Well, here's one reason.
Does anything scream "single and ready to mingle!" more than Teenar, the Girl Guitar? It looks as though Sideshow Bob pictured above (otherwise known as Lou Reimuller) combined two of his favorite fetishes to invent Teenar.
He has dark hair, he's a musician...and he's crafty?! So what if he might have A.D.D. — he's freaking adorable.
