
The entire time I was watching these folks in Star Wars costumes dancing to songs like "Thriller," "Footloose," and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," I kept thinking: reality television show. I would totally watch a reality show about Disney Hollywood Studios mascots on their days off. "This is the true story of seven costumed strangers, picked to live in a house, dance in Star Wars costumes together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when the Chewbacca/Darth Vader/Princess Leia uniforms come off and the hot, sweaty people underneath start getting real.
This is why the Internet was invented, people— so you can see porn, cats, and breakdancing fingers. (The moonwalk is particularly impressive.)
Thanks,
eBaum's World!!

I love robots, dancing, and Reggaeton, and this Spanish music video has it all. Now, all I need to do is learn Spanish and learn how to bust some of these robo-babe moves, and I'm set. (I seriously need to download this to iTunes.) "El Chiki Chiki!"

"Dance like no one's watching," eh? This cutie pie took the advice to heart and had a one dude dance party. At a crowded sporting event.

This little dance star loses her skirt, again and again, but never loses her cool. Even her
cootilicious partner pauses for a peek, but girlfriend maintains focus and keeps on spinning, rolling, dancing, and depantsing. She must be a big Britney fan.

You see these mascots tip-tapping around on the side of the road all the time, but this dawg has more than a few moves to unleash. Watch him shame some random dude on the side of the road during an impromptu dance-off. This gets me to wondering why dudes won't dance when we ladies do the asking, but they'll willingly get down with Sideshow Dog in broad daylight during rush-hour traffic.

Who said all zombies are aimless wanderers? Check out these guys. They're Broadway bound and ready to shine.

What do you get when you cross two
Yo Gabba Gabba hotshots, a presidential candidate, and the cheesiest talk show host in the biz? Watch and see. The four of them exchanging foot massages would have been less awkward than this outcome.

It's not often that a danceologist like myself discovers a new dance in the wild. But it definitely happens. Case and point: this possessed woman in the Shinjuku district of Tokyo.

This guy is doing the Extreme Caterpillar on the streets of London, in spite of the risk of being fined for it. I guess if you're devoted to your art, what's a fine?