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Drive-By Compliments

Nov 19 2008 - 1:00pm by GiggleSugar
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Drive-By Compliments Remember the hippie-dippy command to "Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty"? These dudes decided that instead of TPing someone's house, or tipping cows, or whatever it is douchebags do for fun, they would bypass that impulse and go straight to making people feel good by randomly shouting compliments from their moving vehicle. Who doesn't want to hear from a total stranger, driving by in a car, with his scratchy voice, "Your parents love you!"
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Sarah Palin, Improvisational Jazz Singer?

Oct 24 2008 - 9:00am by GiggleSugar
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Sarah Palin, Improvisational Jazz Singer? You know how Ella Fitzgerald was awesome at scatting to syncopated rhythms? Some genius with a piano decided to add some jazz piano to Sarah Palin's speech. I'm mesmerized by this video, and I can't explain why .
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Cute Alert: Twins Go Crazy After "Goodnight, Moon"

Oct 6 2008 - 12:00pm by GiggleSugar
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Cute Alert: Twins Go Crazy After "Goodnight, Moon" This is the kind of response every performer dreams of. And, it's what I do after a particularly good episode of Judge Judy!
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If All Movies Had Cell Phones...

Oct 2 2008 - 9:10am by GiggleSugar
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If All Movies Had Cell Phones... There'd be, like, no challenges for protagonists to face and hence, no dramatic tension! And, most crucially, no Gilligan's Island! (One quibble: Since when was Gilligan's Island a movie?
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Unfortunate Name #563

Sep 24 2008 - 6:00am by GiggleSugar
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Unfortunate Name #563 You know poor Mike here was teased mercilessly as a teen. So, Mike, I apologize in advance for prolonging your pain, but I just cannot help myself. Bwahahahaha!
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Colonial New Jersey

Sep 18 2008 - 10:10am by GiggleSugar
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Colonial New Jersey Paul Revere and his Midnight Riders took a little detour and ended up on the Jersey Shore. Forget drunk history. I want all historical events to be performed by over-the-top actors in "Jersey douchebag" drag.
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Chipmunk Has a Great Sense of Humor

Sep 16 2008 - 8:00am by GiggleSugar
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Chipmunk Has a Great Sense of Humor You know how they say you should imagine the audience you want to write for? Well, here's my ideal reader: he's furry, cute, and has a cute laugh — a very, very cute laugh.
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Whasssuuuup?!

Sep 11 2008 - 3:00am by GiggleSugar
102 Views - 9 comments
Whasssuuuup?! Alternate title: 'Sup, dog? (Did someone give these pooches some coffee?) Thanks, College Humor!
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Sears Portrait Studios Are Branching Out!

Sep 9 2008 - 12:00pm by GiggleSugar
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Sears Portrait Studios Are Branching Out! It's not just cute kittens and kids in strange poses anymore. Hang ten, grams! Thanks, College Humor!
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Whatever Could They Mean?

Sep 3 2008 - 9:00am by GiggleSugar
246 Views - 3 comments
Whatever Could They Mean? For every crude license plate message the powers that be catch and reject, there's one that gets away. Like this charming thing. Thanks, College Humor!
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