
Remember the hippie-dippy command to "Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty"? These dudes decided that instead of TPing someone's house, or tipping cows, or whatever it is douchebags do for fun, they would bypass that impulse and go straight to making people feel good by randomly shouting compliments from their moving vehicle. Who doesn't want to hear from a total stranger, driving by in a car, with his scratchy voice, "Your parents love you!"

You know how Ella Fitzgerald was awesome at
scatting to syncopated rhythms? Some genius with a piano decided to add some jazz piano to Sarah Palin's speech. I'm mesmerized by this video, and I can't explain why .

This is the kind of response every performer dreams of. And, it's what I do after a particularly good episode of
Judge Judy!

There'd be, like, no challenges for protagonists to face and hence, no dramatic tension! And, most crucially, no Gilligan's Island! (One quibble: Since when was Gilligan's Island a movie?

You know poor Mike here was teased mercilessly as a teen. So, Mike, I apologize in advance for prolonging your pain, but I just cannot help myself. Bwahahahaha!

Paul Revere and his Midnight Riders took a little detour and ended up on the Jersey Shore. Forget
drunk history. I want all historical events to be performed by over-the-top actors in "Jersey douchebag" drag.

You know how they say you should imagine the audience you want to write for? Well, here's my ideal reader: he's furry, cute, and has a cute laugh — a very, very cute laugh.

Alternate title: 'Sup, dog? (Did someone give these pooches some coffee?)
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It's not just cute kittens and kids in strange poses anymore. Hang ten, grams!
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For every crude license plate message the powers that be catch and reject, there's one that gets away. Like this charming thing.
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