Finally! The truth about our beloved ass-kicking American ninja extraordinaire, Chuck Norris, otherwise known as "the world's greatest human." (I find it hard to believe, though, that
The Truth About Chuck Norris was on the New York Times best-seller list.
If you never got sick of the
Chuck Norris Internet meme that was everywhere a couple years ago (you know, "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door"), then you're due to enjoy the
Chuck Norris dashboard widget.
It's free and for Macs only (apparently Chuck Norris hates Windows and Linux, so those versions don't exist. Just kidding.
They may not look exactly alike, but Chuck Norris and Danny Bonaduce could pass as fraternal twins. Stretch Danny's face down a little, so all the features are elongated, and the resemblance is uncanny! (Or perhaps the air of desperation surrounding each looks identical?)
Source
These two fancy themselves as tough guys with some affinity to the mystical East. Chuck Norris has been kickin' it kung fu style since back in the day, and
Steven Seagal, when he's not starring in clunkers like Under Siege, participates in the creation of dubious energy drinks. With whom would you have tantric sex involving lots of heavy breathing, hand holding, and staring into one another's beady eyes if you had to...
Mike Huckabee: "My plan to secure the borders? Two words. Chuck.
He'll find you.
