...And the law won. (This was on
The Smoking Gun in a mug shot gallery. What the hell kind of mug shot is this?)
Before: A fresh-faced little girl with her whole life in front of her. After: Damned to eternal bad tattoo hell as the shadowy, gray-toothed, sooty-faced demon. Good job, guys!
I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
Source
More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date.
Oh, hell no! Where are Sanrio's lawyers when you need them? This guy is tainting the brand.
Where has the book
No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever been my whole life?! Bad tattoos, good tattoos, I want them all! I'm seriously getting this book, and it has a forward by David Cross?
Remember the
tramp stamp stickers sold at Toys "R" Us? This little darling just got one . .
Boyfriend got a ruler tattooed to his inner thigh so he can measure his manhood when need be. I'm sure all the dudes in the locker room are jealous — or maybe not, depending on the ruler's final verdict. Methinks someone's placing too much emphasis on the size of his ship.
Oh, the ironee.
Whomever.
