
"This menacing low growl you hear is the sound of one pissed off pup. What am I upset about. This infernal door stop that haunts my days and nights.

I think one scoop of Buns is enough, thank you. Any more may kill me.

OK, so Tessa's not from outer space, but she might as well be. She eats ice cream with a spoon, Fancy Feast with a fork, and spaghetti with chopsticks. I know we've posted this before, but I guess there was a resurgence of interest in utensil-usin' cats while I was on vacation (naturally!) so here I am playing catch up.

Almost as much as he loves NUT-ricious almonds. (And yes, voiceover dude, this "bitch did f*ck up your house, good.")

El Sobrante, CA, is representing the unsung home companion: the wet pet. The mark of a truly good advertisement is if it rebrands the ordinary in an unordinary way. Mission accomplished.

It's kinda hard not to worry while you're watching this that the dog is going to crush that kitty like a can, but it's as gentle as it can be. Meanwhile, the kitty seems to be ready for more. So freaking cute!

Ahhh, the pure joy of jumpin' around on a trampoline. This doggie's loving the trampoline almost as much as I love lying in bed, reading trashy magazines and drinking coffee on my day off. Sweeeeet.

"It sits there, glowing in all its tattered splendor. The most comfortable chair in the world. But guess what.

It starts with two kitties and ends with many kitties, some big, some small. This is how everything in life should unfold.

This strange pair seem to get along pretty well. The bird (who appears to have a cat tail fetish) cleans his furry friend as best he can, and the cat just sits around looking bored. Don't get too complacent, Tweets.