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Product of the Day: Jimmy Dean Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick

Wed, 11/15/2006 - 1:00am by GiggleSugar
4,926 Views - 24 comments

Okay, seriously…what are the folks at Jimmy Dean smoking exactly? A sausage link wrapped with CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES? Maybe they should call it "Heart Attack on a Stick."

This isn’t the first time a Sweet + Pork Product combo has been foisted upon us. Remember the McGriddle? I noticed Del Taco has come up with a similarly disturbing--to me--sweet/savory combo, the Maple Sausage Roll Up.

Have Americans’ palates become so deadened that they need the food equivalent of an adrenaline shot to the heart to be able to even taste anything? Someone stop the insanity!

This is just…So…Wrong.


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  • arista's picture
    arista
    2

    God, that is just gross. People love stuff like that, though. My Aunt goes hard for the McGriddles... Yuck.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Mme Hart's picture
    Mme Hart
    4

    I don't understand. How is that a pancake and why is there a stick??

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • peepshow's picture
    peepshow
    6

    This looks wonderful!!!
    Stay tuned to the Discovery Channel, and you'll see me being hauled out of bed by a crane through a hole cut in my wall.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • Bunbunhun's picture
    Bunbunhun
    7

    I have to admit, I always put maple syrup on my sausages (yummy yum!) instead of my pancakes, and peanut butter and whipped cream on my waffles, but this looks a bit gross, even to me.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DesignRchic's picture
    DesignRchic
    10

    Barf! reminds me of those Taco's wrapped in a taco, wrapped in a burrito glued to a cheesy tortilla at Taco Bell. HEART ATTACK, WAITING to happen!

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • peepshow's picture
    peepshow
    11

    You mean, the Cheesy Crunchwrap Supreme? One of my favorites.
    Seriously though, it's time to go eat my Lean Cuisine.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DesignRchic's picture
    DesignRchic
    12

    Embarassed sorry peep, didn't mean to offend you. It's just crazy how these places invent such monstrosities LOL!

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • peepshow's picture
    peepshow
    13

    No, sweetlove, I'm not offended! It really is disgusting.
    How about this- I got to heat up my Lean Cuisine, and there's a BOX of doughnuts right IN FRONT of the microwave. Bastards, out for sabotage.
    I was strong though.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • DesignRchic's picture
    DesignRchic
    14

    lifting Yea girl, self control at the workplace is SO HARD. I'm sure it'll get worse during the Holidays... must...be...strong.... Eye-wink

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • JustMe21's picture
    JustMe21
    16

    Ew, I'm nausious just looking at the picture. If they are anything like the McGriddles at McDonalds, they'll make me throw up too....ewww.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • estahrox's picture
    estahrox
    18

    You CANNOT reinvent the CORN DOG! That's like putting yogurt in the middle of a burger or something. Gross.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • OMGSeriously's picture
    OMGSeriously
    20

    Sausage alone = delicious, chocolate pancakes alone = omg yum, together = fugg no.

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • senorita's picture
    senorita
    21

    And they put that all on a stick that is unbelievable........

    2 years 2 weeks ago Report Comment
  • stone_soup's picture
    stone_soup
    22

    Explains the growing number of obese Americans.
    ____________________________________
    Don't tick me off. Or you'll get it.

    2 years 6 days ago Report Comment
  • christiana's picture
    christiana
    23

    Things on a stick are so weird, my sister went to a state fair where they had everything imaginable on a stick..I don't understand...we have forks for a reason!

    1 year 42 weeks ago Report Comment

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