You just gotta love streakers. They sacrifice their very dignity to give fans a comedic respite from the stressful shouting demands of sitting in the stands. It's a damn dirty job, but some freak's gotta do it. And this particular freak makes a singing-cartwheeling-hurdle jumping event of it! (And the scarf was a nice touch.)
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Ummm...what are you waiting for mandy??? DO TELL.
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Mandy...I think just this is enough
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Ah, the Beautiful Game gets ugly!
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Lol. Okay, it was the 4th of July and bunch of us were at a friends house where we had been BBQing, and, I'm not going to lie, drinking many celebratory beers. Around 1 am my friend Clint comes into the room and announces "WE'RE GOING STREAKING" And without question, everyone agrees that this is the best idea ever, what better way to celebrate our country than with a naked run? So we set off jogging down the street like a naked cross country team. About ten minutes into our run a car comes up behind us. None of us are phased by this until we see the all too familiar flashing red and blue lights of a cop car. Everyone scatters in different directions. I ran as fast as I could into someones yard and hid behind their fence and I was shortly joined by three of my friends. After waiting for what seemed like forever we decide its probably safe to go back now. Wrong. As soon and we step out to the street we see a cop point his flashlight at us. I have never run so fast in my whole life. We ran through countless back yards, a school parking lot, and a park. Every time we ventured out to an actual street we would see flashing cop lights. I swear they must have had five cars looking for us (it's a small town) We had no idea where the rest of our friends were or if they had been caught. After the longest hour of my entire life we finally came to the fence of my friends back yard and we had to jump it because going around to the front was too risky. I was terrified because 1) I'm horrible at jumping fences and 2) I didnt have any clothes to protect my skin from scrapes and or splinters. But I did it, and luckily came out unscathed. When we got inside we found that all of our friends had made it back and no one got caught. All I can say is that I will NEVER streak again and thank god I was wearing shoes.
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i would like to see my baby bruce vilanch streak...mmmmmmmmmm.
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BAAAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!
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Mandy, that is WAY cooler than streaking a soccer game.
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Was this real or just a commerical? I have a long story about streaking that includes running from the cops for an hour.