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What the Hell Kind of Diet Is This?

Wed, 11/26/2008 - 9:00am by GiggleSugar
1,538 Views - 24 comments

Girl (and I assume it's a girl), if you don't eat well — or at all — you can't spell. In place of "Food: None," or "Food: Donught, sosages, porck chops, pretizels, Hugga Bugga juice" how about something healthy from the four food groups? Or from my only food group: cheese? It does a body good!

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  • Punk Glam Queen's picture
    Punk Glam Queen
    4

    My 9 year old who can't spell can spell better than that! Not to mention she'd know to eat healthier! YIPES!

    6 weeks 6 hours ago Report Comment
  • aprilmayjune4's picture
    aprilmayjune4
    5

    Breakfeast: what to eat after you've gorged yourself.

    I love this:

    Snack
    3 cups of coco

    Also: can someone please tell her that ranch dressing IS a milk product?

    6 weeks 5 hours ago Report Comment
  • GKitty's picture
    GKitty
    6

    When you don't eat a proper diet, the mind is the first thing to go...

    6 weeks 5 hours ago Report Comment
  • Seitan's picture
    Seitan
    7

    Poor girl, I've tried crazy diets before. Let's just hope she figures it out before she gets any dumber.

    6 weeks 5 hours ago Report Comment
  • Francoisehardly's picture
    Francoisehardly
    8

    What kind of diet is this? One I would never be on. I definitely wouldn't go on one that limits my ability to spell.

    6 weeks 5 hours ago Report Comment
  • dino dino's picture
    dino dino
    10

    MY DIET IS ACTUALLY LIKE THIS. EXCEPT I NEVER EAT BREAKFAST AND I ONLY EAT LUNCH ONLY SOMETIMES IF IM AT SCHOOL Smiling I BARELY EVER EAT FRUIT OR VEGETABLES AND I AM STILL ALMOST UNDERWEIGHT RIGHT NOW WHAT A WONDERFUL DIET

    6 weeks 4 hours ago Report Comment
  • GiggleSugar's picture
    GiggleSugar
    11

    That's not good, dino dino...Please eat some froot and maybe some carrets. Eye-wink

    6 weeks 4 hours ago Report Comment
  • starangel82's picture
    starangel82
    14

    Maybe the bad spelling is a result of the lack of anything in her diet... you know it's messing with her brain? Someone get this girl some food ASAP!

    6 weeks 1 hour ago Report Comment
  • berlin101's picture
    berlin101
    16

    "...and this is your brain on...junk food..."

    (Now I'm craving 'pretizels' with ranch dressing!)

    5 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • DoctorBunBun's picture
    DoctorBunBun
    17

    This is just sad... obviously a middle school age girl who has major issues with food and nutrition. Sad

    5 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Fallen85's picture
    Fallen85
    18

    2 cups of coffee and 2 cups of coco... for breakfast! Yikes. Even if they are nondarie.

    5 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Fallen85's picture
    Fallen85
    19

    It seems like this is her food journal rather then a diet. Remember how you're supposed to write down everything you eat for a week without changing your habits so that your diet person could analyze it... i hope her advisor showed her the way to an english class.

    5 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • Smilesp's picture
    Smilesp
    20

    I'm with fallen and hoping this is a food journal and not an actual diet plan. But that still doesn't account for the spelling...yipes.

    5 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • mommy2mm's picture
    mommy2mm
    21

    I really don't even get how she could think this diet could work. Looks like binge and purge to me. Could explain all the braincells she's burned.

    5 weeks 5 days ago Report Comment
  • mtiger's picture
    mtiger
    22

    I feel bad for her. I bet it's a young girl trying to lose weight.

    5 weeks 2 days ago Report Comment
  • GREGWASHERE2's picture
    GREGWASHERE2
    23

    I'd like to see what she (or he) eats for the
    rest of the week. Maybe it's a pet menu.

    5 weeks 2 days ago Report Comment
  • bransugar79's picture
    bransugar79
    24

    I love that she can't spell carrots or pretzels but she nailed the tricky potatoes LOL Seriously this is a nutrition nightmare where's this kid's mom?

    5 weeks 2 days ago Report Comment

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