When will the bacon-scented product madness end?! I love bacon as much as the next gal — probably more than the next gal. But the idea of getting into my (imaginary) hot car after Funky Bacon Car Air Freshener has been stinking up the joint with its faux hickory-scented pig strips is enough to make me give up sunny side up eggs, home fries, and bacon for good. (Wow. Never mind. That sounds so good! I take it all back.)