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Eligible Bachelor du Jour

Fri, 06/27/2008 - 9:30am by GiggleSugar
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Meet Dimitri. This dude is straight-up psycho. I hope these recorded voice-mail messages that Gawker found aren't real, because if they are, there's a lunatic roaming the streets. Someone he accosted on the street (Olga) appears to have given him her business card just to get rid of him. Bad. Move. Not only does he call her repeatedly, he gives her a deadline for when she should call him back, with a proviso that she shouldn't bother if she's on meds of any kind for anxiety. If she wasn't on them before, she'd be on them now! Dmitri's the most virulent strain of douche — the psycho-douche.

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  • smhooper's picture
    smhooper
    1

    What the F??!!?? This dude is messed up!!!!!!!!!! Who does he think he is????

    10 weeks 3 hours ago Report Comment
  • Francoisehardly's picture
    Francoisehardly
    2

    Wow! That's one of the worst things I've ever heard. I prefer someone who has something "wrong" with them than this nutjob. And by something wrong with other men, I'm assuming he means they're sane and don't go on and on about what a catch they are. I really hope these are fake.

    10 weeks 3 hours ago Report Comment
  • sweetpeabrina's picture
    sweetpeabrina
    3

    OMG. WTF! What a creep. That reminds me of the douche in Atlanta who went off on the girl he met online because she rejected him.

    10 weeks 2 hours ago Report Comment
  • superjules's picture
    superjules
    5

    Considering this took place in San Francisco, you Sugarladies better be on the lookout. Try not to be too elegant. Flash your psych meds and drop f-bombs! You can never be too careful.

    10 weeks 1 hour ago Report Comment
  • se7a7n7's picture
    se7a7n7
    6

    I imagine that girl looking at the clock. She thinking, I've got 30 minutes to decide if I'm going to call Dmitri to get this romance started but I'm just so afraid... pops a xanax...

    10 weeks 1 hour ago Report Comment
  • Sara no h's picture
    Sara no h
    10

    This is so pathetic!

    He acts like she should be so lucky to receive a call from him and that he is interested with her.

    This guy acts like a guy that was trying to get in my pants, always telling me how great he was.

    So sad.

    9 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • rabidmoon's picture
    rabidmoon
    13

    Side note, the more I read up on this, the more I think its a clever piece of viral marketing for his "movie".

    Somehow the twat factor is not improved, reading his website.

    Ugh.

    9 weeks 6 days ago Report Comment
  • alisaa's picture
    alisaa
    14

    i live in Toronto too, my area code is 416. i hope i never meet this creeper

    9 weeks 5 days ago Report Comment
  • ally14's picture
    ally14
    15

    I didn't think it was possible for people like this to exist outside of Family Guy (ie Quagmire-eque people).
    I'm sad to admit I have lived where he lives. Oh gosh, I hope when I come back there, I won't ever have to run into him.

    9 weeks 5 days ago Report Comment
  • KrisSugar's picture
    KrisSugar
    16

    that is terrifying. really, i got sick at my stomach hearing that! i hope they catch him and lock him up!

    9 weeks 5 days ago Report Comment
  • Lab1958's picture
    Lab1958
    17

    This guy is mental!!!He needs to continue on with his therapy or maybe even consider changing to a different therapist.
    What a nutt job.LOL

    9 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Lab1958's picture
    Lab1958
    18

    He must be extremely FUGLY.He sounds like a serial raper!Agree???

    9 weeks 3 days ago Report Comment
  • Fallen85's picture
    Fallen85
    20

    What a loooooooser!!!

    I totally know these types of guys and they are SO annoying. They're the ones that come up to you in the street completely out of the blue and go "Hi, you're gorgeous. I could tell right away that you are the type of woman I would love to have dinner with. Give me your number so we can set up the future togehter" and you're so damn flustered and caught off guard that you give him your number... then regret it very quickly.

    Yikes!

    9 weeks 1 day ago Report Comment
  • MissMagnolia's picture
    MissMagnolia
    21

    I heard this on the radio too.
    It's awful, he can't be for real?!
    The pic you have on this clip isn't the correct Dimitri though, you should probably change it, poor guy will be getting a load of flack for nothing!

    9 weeks 20 hours ago Report Comment

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