When we polled everyone on the most scary kind of hairy, we forgot to mention the newest man-ifestation of hairy- that is, electronic hair-e-mail. Yes, it's true. The newest way to offend someone via email is by scrawling your message across a hairy dude's back using some hair-removal squirty goo, wiping, and then sending off the finished product- called Hairy Mail. It's shocking, disgusting, and it's giving people suffering from hairanoia a run for their razors.