There are some people who are so freakin' wacked out that you wonder if they were ever normal. When Gary Busey rushed Jennifer Garner at the Oscars and told her he'd been waiting for ages to talk to her, she freaked out, but I was reminded of all of the video evidence of his nuttiness. Some speculate he's sautéeing his already fried brain with more drugs and alcohol, but I like to think he's just a poet for our times. Without further ado, Gary effin' Busey.