In addition to those graying good looks and sexy turtle neck sweaters, Maury Povich is the MacDaddy of paternity testing. Is there anything more attractive than a man who has devoted his life to helping the hoards of not-so-sure parents out there? He may make a show of getting their facts straight, but it's the thought — and blood work! — that counts. This Valentine's Day, GiggleSugar is saluting you, Maury Povich, for being the Godfather of all (99.9% confirmed) Father Figures and for bringing out the "You are the Baby Daddy" boogie in people. It's a tough job and you do it almost too well, but that's why we heart you.