Remember Eagle Man, the creepy talking bird who laid an egg on some chick's car? He's ba-ack and more explosive than ever. Eagle Insurance amped up the budget for the ad below, but this didn't improve the quality of the commercial— it just made the insanity last even longer. Mustachioed woman? Rocket eggs? Lowbrow unfunny humor? It's all there. Oh, and some insurance quotes, too.














I can't decide whether to laugh or cry. Why is that woman wearing an enormous fake mustache? Wow, would I like to be a fly in the wall during these meetings.